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Dirty Bertie

“No, Bertie! That’s dirty, Bertie!” Will Bertie ever kick his horrible habits?

Meet Dirty Bertie – a boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits! He’s sure to be up to his neck in trouble! Join Bertie in Poop! his 34th adventure as he tries to prove Whiffer isn’t the mystery pooper, scuppers Miss Boot’s chances of winning Teacher of the Year and steals the spotlight on the set of a blockbuster movie.

Spider!

Dirty Bertie, the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits, is back for another dose of comic chaos! Join Bertie in his 31st adventure as he shocks and amazes his classmates with his huge pet spider, is tricked into wearing one of Gran’s knitted horrors to school, and finds nothing but trouble when he digs for treasure in the park.

Splash!

Meet Dirty Bertie – a boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits! He’s sure to be up to his neck in trouble! Join Bertie in Splash! his 35th adventure as he takes Know-All Nick for a ride at the waterpark, goes on the trail of Angela’s missing cat and finds himself out-manoeuvred by Miss Boot on the dance floor.

Rats!

Join Dirty Bertie, everyone’s favourite trouble magnet, as he crosses paths with a cheeky rodent, takes part in a chaotic cross-country run, and tries to get his dog Whiffer to eat healthily – with disastrous results!

Fame!

Join Dirty Bertie as he finds fame in front of the cameras, gets into a spot of bother on a fishing trip and becomes a modern-day Robin Hood.

Smash!

Join Dirty Bertie, everyone’s favourite trouble magnet, as he finds himself in a spot of bother with Mrs Nicely next door, tries his hand at being a modern-day Robin Hood, and goes on a creepy sleepover at Know-All Nick’s house.

Horror!

In Horror! join Bertie as he sneaks into a scary film, meets a bad-tempered guard dog on his paper round and ruins a priceless work of art on a school trip!

Aliens!

Join Bertie in Aliens! his 26th adventure, as he prepares for an alien invasion, has a go at bird watching and tries to improve his school report!

Monster!

Join Bertie as he turns Know-All Nick into a monster, gets stuck on a mountain with Dad and comes face to face with his French double!

Disco!

Join Bertie in Disco! his 29th adventure, as he gets tricked into accompanying Angela Nicely to the school disco, becomes Royston Rich’s slave for the day and cooks up a great escape for Gran and her friends on an ultra-dull trip to the seaside!

Zombie!

Join Bertie as he finds himself on the run from a zombified Eugene, has a smashing time with Angela Nicely, and gets caught up in some monkey business on a trip to the zoo.

Mascot!

Join Bertie in Mascot!, his 30th adventure, as he is picked to be the mascot for Pudsley Rovers, attempts to get himself expelled from a geeky summer camp and designs his very own robot, a Bootosaurus, to replace Miss Boot!

Jackpot!

Join Bertie in Jackpot!, his 25th adventure as he wins the lottery (or thinks he does), cooks up a storm in the kitchen and finds himself face to face with a ghostly demon dolly!

Toothy!

Join Bertie as he takes a reluctant trip to the dentist, tries to keep his cool on the hottest day of the year, and causes a mid-air emergency whilst flying with a very nervous Dad!

Pooh! Is That You, Bertie?

Bertie likes making smells. When he trumps it makes his mum cross, embarrasses his dad, upsets his gran and offends his sister. But they all have a secret – and Bertie knows it!

Slurps and Burps

Join Bertie as he tries to beat Know-all Nick in a sledge race, takes a reluctant trip to the dentist and goes on a dinosaur hunt!

Whiffs and Sniffs

Join Bertie as he performs in the school nativity play, gives Miss Boot the fright of her life and tries his luck as a swashbuckling pirate!!

Heaps of Havoc!

Join Bertie as he finds himself in a spot of bother with Mrs Nicely next door, crosses paths with a cheeky rodent and wins the lottery (or thinks he does)!

Tricks and Kicks

A Dirty Bertie collection for fans of the world’s grubbiest trouble magnet! Featuring nine stories from MASCOT!, SPIDER! and OUCH!

A Collection of Chaos

A Dirty Bertie collection for fans of the world’s grubbiest trouble magnet! Featuring nine stories from TROUBLE!, WORMS! and FETCH!

Mighty Mishaps

A Dirty Bertie collection for fans of the world’s grubbiest trouble magnet!

Totally Epic!

A Dirty Bertie collection for fans of the world’s grubbiest trouble magnet! Featuring nine stories from BURP!, MONSTER! and DISCO!

Pets and Pests

A Dirty Bertie collection for fans of the world’s grubbiest trouble magnet! Featuring nine zany stories from BEES!, RATS! and FLEAS!

Slime and Grime

A Dirty Bertie collection to delight everyone who revels in his revolting ways! Featuring nine stories from FAME!, HORROR! and ALIENS!

Dinosaur!

Join Bertie as he takes Angela Nicely on a dinosaur hunt, bites off more than he can chew at a chocolate factory, and gets into an alarming situation pet-sitting next door’s cat!

My Doodle Book!

Keep Dirty Bertie fans entertained for hours with this delightfully disgusting doodle book!

Angela Nicely

Angela knows best! Whether it’s trying to succeed as a top model, proving that her head teacher wears a wig, or finding herself out of her depth on a spa weekend, she’s determined to make a splash!

Wild!

Meet Bertie – with his madcap plans and hilarious escapades, he’s sure to be up to his neck in trouble! Join Bertie in Wild! his 36th adventure as he looks after stick-in-the-mud Mr Weakly on an awesome activity day, joins Gran for her driving lessons and renders Mum speechless with a bedroom makeover to remember.

Trouble!

Dirty Bertie, the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits, is sure to be up to his neck in trouble! Join Bertie as he concocts a magic potion for Miss Boot, finds himself at Know-All Nick’s house for the worst sleepover ever and unexpectedly wins out over the school bully.

Puppy Love!

Introducing Angela Nicely, a fantastically funny series from the creators of Dirty Bertie! Join Angela in three deliciously funny stories as she strives to prove that she always knows best!

Bees!

Join Bertie as he has a brush with some angry bees, deals with his warring grannies and tries to smuggle Whiffer into a very smart hotel.

Cupcake Wars!

Join Angela in three deliciously funny stories as she strives to prove that she always knows best!

Yuck!

In the fifth Dirty Bertie book, the world’s grubbiest trouble-magnet strikes again! Bertie devises a new scheme for making filthy lucre, has a sickly time at the fairground and manages to teach a toddler her first word: Bum!

Worms!

Join Bertie as he tries to get out of a pink party, fails to be polite for a whole day and a makes really rubbish entry into the summer fair’s flower arranging competition…

Fleas!

Join Bertie as he takes a flea-ridden Whiffer to the vet, does a naughty dare at school and gets a ride in shiny red fire engine!

Pants!

Join Bertie as he wears his pants to school, plays the part of a dog in the local amateur dramatic society’s production of Oliver! and takes Whiffer to Royston Rich’s birthday party, where Whiffer leaves a very unwelcome present…

Burp!

Join Bertie as he stages a school dinner revolt, takes Whiffer to dog training and sabotages his sister’s sleepover.

Starstruck!

Angela Nicely might look like she’s made of sugar and spice and all things nice, but nothing could be further from the truth! Join her in three deliciously funny stories as she tussles with Tiffany about who is the biggest super-fan, helps her mum win the Best Kept Garden Competition and tries her hand as an agony aunt.

Pooh! Is That You Bertie?

Bertie can be a bit smelly! Press the page to hear the naughty, oh-so-funny trumping noise in this wonderfully noisy story!

Snow!

Join Dirty Bertie for another helping of comic chaos as he takes on the challenge of beating Know-all Nick in a sledge race, breaks a revolting world record, and changes the course of history during a battle re-enactment…

Pong!

Join Dirty Bertie for another helping of comic chaos as he bathes Whiffer, goes on a school trip and has a helping hand in designing a new school uniform!

Ouch!

Join Bertie as he comes a cropper in A&E, goes swimming withouth his trunks, and takes part in an inter-schools quiz against Poshley Primary!

Crackers!

Join Bertie for three comically chaotic Christmas stories as he makes his very own Christmas crackers, performs in the school nativity play and has to dress up as an elf to help out at Santa’s Grotto.

Bogeys!

Join Bertie in three brand new stories, Bogeys!, Magic! and Potty!, as he tries to stop picking his nose, gets more than he bargained for with a magic trick and drives a museum potty on a school outing!

Mud!

Join Bertie in three hilarious new stories as he faces a barrage of footballs as the school’s new goalie, battles to stay clean for the school photographer and has a spookily terrifying sleepover!

Germs!

Join Bertie as he attempts to catch sister Suzy’s horrible illness, finds himself partnering Gran at a dancing competition and meets his match in the new babysitter who’s even grubbier than he is!

Fetch!

Join Bertie as he finds himself in the dog house over his new robot dog, mistakes the Queen for one of his gran’s friends at a royal garden party and causes mayhem at his cousin’s wedding!

Fangs!

Join Bertie as he attempts to reveal grumpy Mr Grouch as a vampire, finds himself modelling the latest catwalk fashions and gets a serious scare-cut at the barbers.

Loo!

Bertie finds himself desperate to go to the loo on the school coach, up to his neck in sand (and trouble) on holiday, and staging a one-man protest to stop Mum and Dad from selling the house!

Kiss!

Join Bertie as he struggles to escape from the clutches of Angela Nicely, looks after the elderly class hamster, ends up with a star solo trumpet performance, even though he’s never played one before…

My Book of Stuff

Bertie has his own fun-packed book of activities, chock full of entertaining stuff to do. All created by the Master of Muck himself, from “join-the-nit” puzzles to creepy crawly crosswords, this book is guaranteed to keep kids quiet for hours!

Pirate!

Yo ho ho! Join Bertie as he samples life as a swashbuckling pirate, cooks up a storm in the poshest restaurant in town, and teams up with Dad at the School Sports Day!

Scream!

Join Bertie as he builds his very own haunted house, goes on a wet weekend away with his family and tries to cheat at the Spelling Bee!

Burptastic Body Book

Dirty Bertie – the boy with nose-pickingly revolting habits – is back! Join him as he tours the human body to discover the weird, wonderful and plain yucky things happening right under our noses.

David Roberts

David Roberts is one of the UK’s foremost children’s illustrators, known for works such as DIRTY BERTIE, THE BOLDS and SUFFRAGETTE: THE BATTLE FOR EQUALITY He was the winner of the Nestle Children’s Book Prize in 2006 and was shortlisted for the CILIP …

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