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Dirty Bertie
Meet Dirty Bertie – a boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits! He's full to bursting with madcap plans and crazy ideas, and if it's trouble you're after, look no further – Bertie's sure to be up to his neck in it!
Check out Bertie's brilliant website www.dirtybertiebooks.co.uk and play with the stinky sounds composer!
 
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Loo!
Paperback
Bertie finds himself desperate to go to the loo on the school coach, up to his neck in sand (and trouble) on holiday, and staging a one-man protest to stop Mum and Dad from selling the house!
£4.99
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Germs!
Paperback
Join Bertie as he attempts to catch sister Suzy's horrible illness, finds himself partnering Gran at a dancing competition and meets his match in the new babysitter who's even grubbier than he is!
£4.99
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Mud!
Paperback
Join Bertie in three hilarious new stories as he faces a barrage of footballs as the school's new goalie, battles to stay clean for the school photographer and has a spookily terrifying sleepover!
£4.99
Ex Tax: £4.99
Bogeys!
Paperback
Join Bertie in three brand new stories, Bogeys!, Magic! and Potty!, as he tries to stop picking his nose, gets more than he bargained for with a magic trick and drives a museum potty on a school outing!
£4.99
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Crackers!
Paperback
Join Bertie for three comically chaotic Christmas stories as he makes his very own Christmas crackers, performs in the school nativity play and has to dress up as an elf to help out at Santa's Grotto.
£4.99
Ex Tax: £4.99
Based on 2 reviews.
My Book of Stuff
Paperback
Bertie has his own fun-packed book of activities, chock full of entertaining stuff to do. All created by the Master of Muck himself, from "join-the-nit" puzzles to creepy crawly crosswords, this book is guaranteed to keep kids quiet for hours!
£3.99
Ex Tax: £3.99
Yuck!
Paperback
In the fifth Dirty Bertie book, the world's grubbiest trouble-magnet strikes again! Bertie devises a new scheme for making filthy lucre, has a sickly time at the fairground and manages to teach a toddler her first word: Bum!
£4.99
Ex Tax: £4.99
Based on 1 reviews.
Burp!
Paperback
Join Bertie as he stages a school dinner revolt, takes Whiffer to dog training and sabotages his sister's sleepover.
£4.99
Ex Tax: £4.99
My Joke Book
Paperback
Bertie has his very own joke book, packed full of disgusting jokes!
£4.99
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Pants!
Paperback
Join Bertie as he wears his pants to school, plays the part of a dog in the local amateur dramatic society's production of Oliver! and takes Whiffer to Royston Rich's birthday party, where Whiffer leaves a very unwelcome present...
£4.99
Ex Tax: £4.99
Worms!
Paperback
Join Bertie as he tries to get out of a pink party, fails to be polite for a whole day and a makes really rubbish entry into the summer fair's flower arranging competition…
£4.99
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Based on 1 reviews.
Fleas!
Paperback
Join Bertie as he takes a flea-ridden Whiffer to the vet, does a naughty dare at school and gets a ride in shiny red fire engine!
£4.99
Ex Tax: £4.99