We use cookies to ensure you get the best experience on our website. By browsing our site you agree to our use of cookies.    Accept this cookie   Find out more
Authors
Catalogue
  • Age
  • Genre
  • Format
  • Imprint

SERIES: Dirty Bertie

Dirty Bertie
Meet Dirty Bertie – a boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits! He's full to bursting with madcap plans and crazy ideas, and if it's trouble you're after, look no further – Bertie's sure to be up to his neck in it!
Check out Bertie's brilliant website www.dirtybertiebooks.co.uk and play with the stinky sounds composer!
 
Display: List Grid
Show:
Sort By:
Stinky Stories
Paperback
Join Bertie as he joins the school football team as the new goalie, attempts to catch his sister's horrible illness so he can stay off school, and finds himself desperate to go to the loo on the school coach!
£8.99
Ex Tax: £8.99
Dinosaur!
Paperback
Join Bertie as he takes Angela Nicely on a dinosaur hunt, bites off more than he can chew at a chocolate factory, and gets into an alarming situation pet-sitting next door's cat!
£4.99
Ex Tax: £4.99
Toothy!
Paperback
Join Bertie as he takes a reluctant trip to the dentist, tries to keep his cool on the hottest day of the year, and causes a mid-air emergency whilst flying with a very nervous Dad!
£4.99
Ex Tax: £4.99
Based on 9 reviews.
Scream!
Paperback
Join Bertie as he builds his very own haunted house, goes on a wet weekend away with his family and tries to cheat at the Spelling Bee!
£4.99
Ex Tax: £4.99
Pooh! Is That You Bertie?
Novelty book
Bertie can be a bit smelly! Press the page to hear the naughty, oh-so-funny trumping noise in this wonderfully noisy story!
£7.99
Ex Tax: £7.99
Based on 1 reviews.
Mayhem and Mischief
Paperback
A truly disgusting bumper book of nine revolting stories from Burp!, Yuck! and Bogeys! Join Bertie on his nose-pickingly yucky adventures.
£8.99
Ex Tax: £8.99
Pirate!
Paperback
Yo ho ho! Join Bertie as he samples life as a swashbuckling pirate, cooks up a storm in the poshest restaurant in town, and teams up with Dad at the School Sports Day!
£4.99
Ex Tax: £4.99
Pong!
Paperback
Join Dirty Bertie for another helping of comic chaos as he bathes Whiffer, goes on a school trip and has a helping hand in designing a new school uniform!
£4.99
Ex Tax: £4.99
Based on 1 reviews.
Snow!
Paperback
Join Dirty Bertie for another helping of comic chaos as he takes on the challenge of beating Know-all Nick in a sledge race, breaks a revolting world record, and changes the course of history during a battle re-enactment...
£4.99
Ex Tax: £4.99
A Trio of Trouble
Paperback
A bumper book of nine revolting stories about Dirty Bertie, the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits.
£7.99
Ex Tax: £7.99
Based on 1 reviews.
My Box of Books!
Board book
Dirty Bertie has brought out his own Box of Books, with four disgusting mini board books in their very own slipcase.
£4.99
Ex Tax: £4.99
Ouch!
Paperback
Join Bertie as he comes a cropper in A&E, goes swimming withouth his trunks, and takes part in an inter-schools quiz against Poshley Primary!
£4.99
Ex Tax: £4.99
Based on 1 reviews.
Kiss!
Paperback
Join Bertie as he struggles to escape from the clutches of Angela Nicely, looks after the elderly class hamster, ends up with a star solo trumpet performance, even though he's never played one before...
£4.99
Ex Tax: £4.99
Fangs!
Paperback
Join Bertie as he attempts to reveal grumpy Mr Grouch as a vampire, finds himself modelling the latest catwalk fashions and gets a serious scare-cut at the barbers.
£4.99
Ex Tax: £4.99
Fetch!
Paperback
Join Bertie as he finds himself in the dog house over his new robot dog, mistakes the Queen for one of his gran's friends at a royal garden party and causes mayhem at his cousin's wedding!
£4.99
Ex Tax: £4.99